Amber Carollo
Nude

Who knew a show about cops would bring Mr. Skin so much happiness? It’s a testament to the folks at HBO who realized audiences would like their show True Detective so much more if they included a little nudity every now and again. Louisiana-born model and actress Amber Carollo is one of those again moments, and although she’s not as stacked as Alexandra Daddario, who was also an again, and a now, and every day in between if we had our say, moment on the show, the lean and limber hottie still strutted her stuff with style as stripper Kelsey Burgess. She appeared in the season with Woody Harrelson, in 2014, and started her scene wearing a little bikini while chatting with Woody’s character, Detective Marty Hart. You can tell she doesn’t have a whole lot on top, but as Mr. Skin always says, a boob is a boob, and even the little ones need love. She leaves Woody to go work the stage, and switches from the bikini to a one-piece, all-American stars and stripes flag-like get-up. She twirls and gyrates, and the scene switches to focus on Woody, with Amber doing her thing in the background. Woody does something, something, something, but honestly, Mr. Skin couldn’t tell you what, because that Louisiana hottie was peeling off that flag thing in the background to reveal her small and perky bare breasts. It was pretty spectacular, even if she wasn’t in complete focus. All that Mr. Skin has left to say is, Woody who?